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THE JEPSTEIN FILES: GLOBALIST PLOT REVEALED. "THEY ARE TURNING THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY!" EXCLUSIVE REVEAL OF INTERDIMENSIONAL VAMPIRE SECRETS.

CONFUSION GRIPS THE NATION. WHY IS MY FACE STUCK LIKE THIS? JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. THE WOKE MOB DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.

THE TRUTH HURTS. FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, BUT I DO CARE ABOUT EXPOSING THE LIES OF THE MAINSTREAM NARRATIVE. DEBATE ME.

AMERICA FIRST... TO THE BASEMENT. CATCH THE FLU. YEAH, WE'RE GOING THERE. UNFILTERED, UNHINGED, AND UNDERGROUND.

PROVE ME WRONG. IF SOCIALISM IS SO GOOD, WHY IS MY FACE SO SMALL? TURNING POINT USA? MORE LIKE TURNING POINT WHO CARES.

THERE IS NO SECOND BEST. SELL YOUR HOUSE, SELL YOUR KIDNEY, BUY THE DIP. CYBER-HORNETS ARE COMING TO PROTECT YOUR ENERGY.

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