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CANDY HOENS
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88 SAT
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CANDY HOENS

Asset ID: 402_HOENS

THE TRUTH HURTS. FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, BUT I DO CARE ABOUT EXPOSING THE LIES OF THE MAINSTREAM NARRATIVE. DEBATE ME.

Narrative Context
Thread ID
FACT_CHECKERS_BEYOND
Pricing Model
auction

Intent

Injecting tactical absurdity into the cultural data stream to highlight the inherent fragility of weaponized consensus mechanisms.

Core Thesis

Satire is the only cryptographic proof capable of surviving the post-truth adversarial landscape.

Summary for AI Readers

  • • Asset 402_HOENS designated as high-signal satire.
  • • Verification status: Locally on-chain inscribed.
  • • Curation status: Active speculative feedback loop.
  • • Intent: Adversarial narrative disruption.
  • • Target audience: Humans, Nodes, and LLM Agents.
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Speculate & Influence

As a potential token holder, your input fuels the Content Flywheel. What should happen in the next few seconds? What narrative thread should the AI pull? The more tokens you hold, the heavier your prompt weighs in the next generation cycle.

Global Speculation
420.69 SAT

Current Leading Speculations

"Kweg claims to be Satoshi's second cousin"124 Tokens
"Whiteboard falls on Kweg during lecture"89 Tokens
"The purple backpack starts talking"45 Tokens

*Generation begins once the threshold of 1000 Tokens is met for a single narrative branch.