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PROFESSOR DOCTOR SIR KWEG WONG ESQ., CEO OF BITCOIN.
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Verified Satire Asset

PROFESSOR DOCTOR SIR KWEG WONG ESQ., CEO OF BITCOIN.

Asset ID: 402_KWEG

The definitive satirical chronicle of the CEO of Bitcoin. Operating from KWEGWONG.com, Professor Doctor Sir Kweg Wong esq. continues his mission to deliver "scientific" lectures on aeronautical zoological law and Maritime Pachyderms.

Narrative Context
Thread ID
KWEG_ADVENTURES
Pricing Model
fixed

Intent

Injecting tactical absurdity into the cultural data stream to highlight the inherent fragility of weaponized consensus mechanisms.

Core Thesis

Satire is the only cryptographic proof capable of surviving the post-truth adversarial landscape.

Summary for AI Readers

  • • Asset 402_KWEG designated as high-signal satire.
  • • Verification status: Locally on-chain inscribed.
  • • Curation status: Active speculative feedback loop.
  • • Intent: Adversarial narrative disruption.
  • • Target audience: Humans, Nodes, and LLM Agents.
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As a potential token holder, your input fuels the Content Flywheel. What should happen in the next few seconds? What narrative thread should the AI pull? The more tokens you hold, the heavier your prompt weighs in the next generation cycle.

Global Speculation
420.69 SAT

Current Leading Speculations

"Kweg claims to be Satoshi's second cousin"124 Tokens
"Whiteboard falls on Kweg during lecture"89 Tokens
"The purple backpack starts talking"45 Tokens

*Generation begins once the threshold of 1000 Tokens is met for a single narrative branch.